Ranting of a Self Proclaimed Sloth

well i decided to use another blog site so i wont really be blogging here any more but here it the linek to those who are interested. http://crazysapiens.blogspot.com/

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I have written bout the "Malaysian Roadside Activities" ok now let me write about the what people do in toilets… for a ’semi’ civilazed bunch of homo sapiens we Malaysians some how lack andy civility in 2 places (1) Roads (2) Toilets.. i wont ride bout Malaysian driving as that deserves a blog on its own. I write abour our public toilets instead.

starting of, public toilets seem to be generally abused by almost everyone in Malaysia… i have not walked in to a toilet which has been clean and ordor free it seems all our toilets will at least have a whiff of urine… i think is not because it is not washed regularly its because we just odnt take care..

first example, Title "its a farking sitting toilet" - now as we all know we have 2 types of toilet in toilet the "chair" kind and the "hole" kind… we all have our own prefrences but y must people squat on a sitting toilet? WTF u know how dirty they become? not to mention they will never wash their wonderful foot prints off the damm tilet bowl… and how embarassing is it when management has to put signs in the toilet telling people not to squat? I magine what a tourist will think bout us?… well i wonder why no one sits on a squatting toilet… maybe ill be the first…

second example Title "Tissue paper Tissue paper Where Art Thou" -  now this is an issue… a big one.. no tissue paper in a toilet.. 99.99% of public toilets do not have or have run out of tissue paper for some reason… maybe some idiot stole it( hey it remeinds me of a rhyme :- "here i sit in stinky vapor cos someone bastard stole the toilet paper") or no one bothered to replace it.. another thing bout tissue paper is is there is tissue paper people then to pull more than they should and use too much and tend to dispose it on the floor (gross factor 8/10) u know how toilet paper is when wet right? imagined wet and soiled…

third example Title :- "Shake it Like a Poloroid Picture" - no no no not the dance… ok ladies u may want to skip this one… guys u know it rite… ok when guys piss we need to shake the last of the "chrsysentemum tea" off the "hot dog" but sopme guys tend to get a bit carried away they dont just give it a little *twinge* they do an all out "shake rattle and roll" with it making the golden shover go allover the place. dried tea on toilet floor… enough said…

last example Title : "I see England, I see France, where the fark is ur underpants?" - ok its not Malaysians not wearing underware (another blog worthy entry) its bout washing the "doggie" after the pee. Ok i get it if u want to wash it its fine gross but fine.. but dont take it out and parade it all the wy to the bloody sink and then wash it.. i mean WTF!! #%^^$%&$%$#^^*$*$#%# where is the decency in this world… i dont really need a glimpse of your dog i have my own i see it everyday thank you very much…. i mean cmon i understand the urge to wash it but at the sink!!!! that has to ake the cake….. -n-

Damm its beeen a long time since i bloged… Its a saturday and i am working again… dammit… curses…. well whats new in the sloth’s life…. saw harry potter and the goblet of fire yestersay… it was ok la… better than the last one but not as good as the original… there was less emphasis to details but a greater focus on the story line…which is a good thing… movies still can beat books when it comes to describing details…. (duhhh…)… feel freaking sleepy and tired from the movie last night… neeed sleep…. what did i want to blog bout again… i forget… but anyhows i am still working on saturday… dammit

Hey all, thanks for all the birthday wishes from those who knew it was my b-day and so sorry if i missed any-1’s. well on with the blog. I tot i wanted to blog bout my birthday celebrations but i decided not to because of the dinner i had on the 16th-Jul-2005. well it was a charity dinner in conjunction with the tenth anniversary of an orgina\ization calle PKIK which is a special school and training centre for the "special" children. i tought i was in for a boring night of speaches and boring buerocrats talking and talking politics but boy was i wrong… i was in for one of the most impressive displays of human spirit i have ever seen. those who work and parent and take care of these special children are a breed a apart from us normal human beings. imagine the trials and tribulations of normal parents and teachers of our "normal" children just multiply it by 100 times…. and that is what the teachers, parents and guardians of these children have to face on a daily basis. on top of that these childern are so special as well. my hats off to the parents and teachers and guardians but the children took my breath away. these children were performing all sorts of dances and fashion shows. I mean i magine if we were asked to do these performances, how much trouble we "normal" people have to go through. Imagine the effort by these children to put such performance up i must have been gargantuan size and effort. these children made me shed a tear… for us "normal" people to bitch and complain bout our lives, it seems so out of place. these people have to go through 100 times chalenges we have to go through but they carry on because their spirit will not be broken. it was impressive enough for them to perform dances but later in the night i found out one of them actually went to US to represent our country in a forum for all the special people in malaysia. he also writes regularly in the "one voice" newspaper which is a news paper for these specially. I was humbled even taken aback by what they with so many chalenges have accomplished. i mean the odds are literally stacked against them as soon as the were born. what have us normal people accomplished?? These people are truly and utimately SPECIAL. Dear kids my hats off to all of you…… i truly humbled in your presence…. May god Bless and take care of all you parents, teachers and guardians for you people are truly the SUPERHERO’s in your own right. we humans say someone is great by acomplishing something like winning the Tour de France i mean it is a great thing but we "normal" people are already doubly blessed with the natural talent to do such feats but when you see these children do what they do no matter how great a man you are or how much you have accomplished you will feel small and your acomplishments feel insignificant for the acomplish these great feats on a daily basis. These Special People are my heros pushing and urging me onwards. Thank You from the Bottom of My heart for being such an inspiration to me and such a GREAT example of "The Human Spirit".

Hey as you all know i live in a fine country called Malaysia… its good and all but we pride ourselves being a some what civilized and friendly race but some times our "roadside activities" shows us who we actually are… whut i mean is "P-I-S-S-I-N-G" all over the place maybe is not as bad as some other 3rd world countries but it is pretty sad to see us malaysian resort to pissing beside highways and anywhere for that matter… it doesn’t have to be in a secluded corner or hidden alleyway it can be in a open drain or even between grates…. i think it is in-bred in their behaviour because from a young age these "pissers" have been pissing all over the place… parents usually wont look for a toilet if a kid has to pee they usually ask them to go to a drain or a bush to do it…. where is the farking dignity of the parents i mean just go to a restraunt and ask them to use their restroom or sumthing… and some of these parents are too much what i mean is if their little pissing machines to piss in a secluded area or behind a bush its ok but some just piss in broad daylight happliy dangling their pee pee’s spraying stuff all over the place like it is a game or sumthing… i mean fark man WTF if i did that when i was young i would get the hiding of my life…. another thing for me boys doing it is is kinda acceptable but even girls are doing it nowadays…… all i can do is sit here and *sigh*…

So like so many fans of the starwars triology (EP iv,v,vi) i decided to go catch the final istall ment of the saga yesterday night. short of better words "it sucks"…… i was sadden by many things like the acting was stoic and stiff especially by the guy who played anakin (christian sumthing) the script left loads to be desired i mean we are talking bout the most pivotal ep of all cos this is whre darth vader is born. the effects were good thou… the action was fast paced but i think a bit too much of a good thing is also bad the story i feel was not personal enough and the killing of jedi were a tad bit easy for me i mean these guys were jedi masters how do you mow down a jedi master with only blasters? i dunno i mean these guys are almost demigods and the are so easily killed…. sad…… only good thing i can say bout it the fignthin scene with yoda in them were excellent shows you how the green guy can kick some major ass. but all round i am dissapointed with the whole outcome of the show…… i mean there were so much they could have done better…. i mean we have seen what lucas can do with the first triology so we know he is much better…….. but maybe what my fren said is true he is a "one trick pony" and is milking this franchaise for all its worth…… in the words of yoda "legend no more he is. Sucks this movie is." May the force be with all of us.

Hello all sorrry for the long break between posts…. i am a sloth after all. it was my company’s family day today. it was held in the lost world of tambun in ipoh. damm didnt know we had so many people working for us. the head count was around 13000!!!!!!!!!! freaks!! try cramming that amount of people into a water park u know its bound to cause some massive problems. firstly it was damm hard to find a damm space to park my car we parked a good 1-2km away…. trying walking that after a tiring day of walking and swimming… anyhow back to the story in between the tiger sex, water slides, Pua Chu Khang (no we didnt see him unfortunately) and saving me fren from drowning (he he he i wonder how much water u drank?) I have not seen more kids being lost….. I mean they were getting seperated from their parents just every other second. this was happenin in and out of the park. one mom had 2 kinds seperated from her in a day…… even the dee jay said if she did it again she would have scored a hattrick…. i mean god its ur kid!!@!@!~$#$~$#$%$^%^&&( take care of them??? tie leashes, chains, straps, duct tape, supa glue or even install micro chips or even GPS. jeez i understand if you have too many kids then ask help from relatives or sumthing…. i dunno… maybe i am too judgemental but….. dammmmm. and being the good parent they are the come get the kid the first thing out their mouths wold be like "where were you???"/"mane kau pegi? rayau lagi?" i mean guys relax the kid has just experienced on of his most traumatic moments and is crying his little eyes out and first thing u do is scold him???? how does that work? anyhow it was a fun day all round but hopefully all parent were reunited with all their kids.

Hello everyone… My question posed to the masses is "Is HOPE Blind?". Is HOPE a good thing or bad thing? Does it cloud our judgement? Does it make us incapable to see the facts right in front of us….. I think hope in certain situations is good but in many others it is bad……. What does hope give us? A false sense of security? I pose to you this question…. If your child was born with a learning disability, what would you do? Accept the fact that he/she has that defect and give her the needed assistance or would you just sit back and hope she will someday miracoulously be healed from this disorder? i have been toying with this question for the whole weekend…… Well most of us who read this would say, we would give training right? But are we in that situation? Are we with this child day in and day out? Are we there through the up and downs of this child? What would you do as a parent? Accept this fact and go on? I think not maybe if i were in the similiar situation i would HOPE for the best for accepting the facts is much harder than waiting for a miracle……..-n-

Hello all… this is me first dabble in this web phenom called bogging.. Anyhow today is another simple day at the office.. it is actually a non working day but i am here for some myestrious reason… a bit sleep cos i havent got much sleep.. in the last 48hrs i only got bout 6+ hrs… brain is feeling very sleepy and tried.. hope i can pull through today.. Cannot wait to go back to my house and see my snakes….yes real snakes …RUN! HIDE! AHHHH!…….. my most conterversial pets to date. I have 2 of them a California Banded King Snake and a Royal Python aka Ball Python….. think i am a bit weird? Well i think i should be getting back to work.. so see ya later…..