Ranting of a Self Proclaimed Sloth

I have written bout the "Malaysian Roadside Activities" ok now let me write about the what people do in toilets… for a ’semi’ civilazed bunch of homo sapiens we Malaysians some how lack andy civility in 2 places (1) Roads (2) Toilets.. i wont ride bout Malaysian driving as that deserves a blog on its own. I write abour our public toilets instead.

starting of, public toilets seem to be generally abused by almost everyone in Malaysia… i have not walked in to a toilet which has been clean and ordor free it seems all our toilets will at least have a whiff of urine… i think is not because it is not washed regularly its because we just odnt take care..

first example, Title "its a farking sitting toilet" - now as we all know we have 2 types of toilet in toilet the "chair" kind and the "hole" kind… we all have our own prefrences but y must people squat on a sitting toilet? WTF u know how dirty they become? not to mention they will never wash their wonderful foot prints off the damm tilet bowl… and how embarassing is it when management has to put signs in the toilet telling people not to squat? I magine what a tourist will think bout us?… well i wonder why no one sits on a squatting toilet… maybe ill be the first…

second example Title "Tissue paper Tissue paper Where Art Thou" -  now this is an issue… a big one.. no tissue paper in a toilet.. 99.99% of public toilets do not have or have run out of tissue paper for some reason… maybe some idiot stole it( hey it remeinds me of a rhyme :- "here i sit in stinky vapor cos someone bastard stole the toilet paper") or no one bothered to replace it.. another thing bout tissue paper is is there is tissue paper people then to pull more than they should and use too much and tend to dispose it on the floor (gross factor 8/10) u know how toilet paper is when wet right? imagined wet and soiled…

third example Title :- "Shake it Like a Poloroid Picture" - no no no not the dance… ok ladies u may want to skip this one… guys u know it rite… ok when guys piss we need to shake the last of the "chrsysentemum tea" off the "hot dog" but sopme guys tend to get a bit carried away they dont just give it a little *twinge* they do an all out "shake rattle and roll" with it making the golden shover go allover the place. dried tea on toilet floor… enough said…

last example Title : "I see England, I see France, where the fark is ur underpants?" - ok its not Malaysians not wearing underware (another blog worthy entry) its bout washing the "doggie" after the pee. Ok i get it if u want to wash it its fine gross but fine.. but dont take it out and parade it all the wy to the bloody sink and then wash it.. i mean WTF!! #%^^$%&$%$#^^*$*$#%# where is the decency in this world… i dont really need a glimpse of your dog i have my own i see it everyday thank you very much…. i mean cmon i understand the urge to wash it but at the sink!!!! that has to ake the cake….. -n-

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